trollzster:

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( ̄(エ) ̄) MMMaybe I wasn’t born with the ab!lity to operate a grubtop straight up but I was born with enough commmmmmon sense to look at the goddammmn mmmanual that cammme with said grubtop

( ̄(エ) ̄) I mmmean, its one thing now to know how to mmmanipulate the ‘top in certain ways, but having to pay sommmeone to teach you how to turn the dammmn thing on??

( ̄(エ) ̄) That’s idiocy timmmes a thousand right there

( ̄(エ) ̄) Like I said th0ugh it puts mmmoney on the table so Immm happy our generation has sommme useless beings in it

System.out.println(“What is the difference between learning from a manual and learning from a troll?_____”);

System.out.println(“They have to learn because trolls are unfortunately not hatched with the innate knowledge of how to operate grubtops.”);

System.out.println(“I am sorry I just do not understand how that qualifies of them as being idiots.”);

System.out.print(“Requiring to acquire knowledge that you did not possess prior does not qualify an idiot. If it did that would also make you an idiot. Which I guess is okay but I am under the impression that you do not believe yourself to be an idiot.”);

trollzster:

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( ̄(エ) ̄) The sheer ammmount of idiots who buy grubtops just for the goddammmn heck of it is dummmbfounding

( ̄(エ) ̄) Why the hell would you invest mmmoney on sommmething you have no idea how to fucking use

( ̄(エ) ̄) Not commmplaining though at least I get to mmmake mmmoney off of these idiots by teaching themmm how to use a simmmple mmmachine.

System.out.println(“Although the possibility is not unchecked.”);

System.out.println(“I do not believe you hatched knowing how to use a grubtop.”);

System.out.println(“And you most likely bought one for the first time not knowing very well how to use it.”);

System.out.print(“I could be wrong though.”);

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

pansyfantrolls:

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>You can’t help but feel a little disappointed when he lets go, but him degrading you brings you right back up again.

mAm — yeah!! disgusting!! — mAm

abs☢☣lUTELY despicable.

==> You flick him in the forehead.

s☢☣ y☢☣u g☢☣tta name ☢☣r what, lil bug?

I finally learned how to spell Aesculapian without having to look it up I’m so proud

memeguy-com:

I also put my toddlers jeans on my dog

memeguy-com:

I also put my toddlers jeans on my dog

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didney-worl-no-uta:

The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one

Imogen Heap - The Moment I Said It
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sparkymarkymark:

Imogen Heap // The Moment I Said It

I know what you’re thinking,
But darling you’re not thinking straight
Sadly things just happen we can’t explain

It’s not even light out,
But you’ve somewhere to be
No hesitation
No Ive never seen you like this,
And I don’t like it at all

Just put back the car keys,
Or somebody’s gonna get hurt
Who are you calling at this hour?
Sit down, come round, I need you now
We’ll work it all out together,
But we’re getting nowhere tonight
Now sleep, I promise it’ll all seem better,
Somehow in time

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In which I paint a happy Mering with his lusus to counteract the sads of him that are sure to come.
He has a nice relationship with chinchilla-mom. He loves her muchly.
Though he won’t be seeing her for a very long time. 8)

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In which I paint a happy Mering with his lusus to counteract the sads of him that are sure to come.

He has a nice relationship with chinchilla-mom. He loves her muchly.

Though he won’t be seeing her for a very long time. 8)