(￣(エ)￣) MMMaybe I wasn’t born with the ab!lity to operate a grubtop straight up but I was born with enough commmmmmon sense to look at the goddammmn mmmanual that cammme with said grubtop
(￣(エ)￣) I mmmean, its one thing now to know how to mmmanipulate the ‘top in certain ways, but having to pay sommmeone to teach you how to turn the dammmn thing on??
(￣(エ)￣) That’s idiocy timmmes a thousand right there
(￣(エ)￣) Like I said th0ugh it puts mmmoney on the table so Immm happy our generation has sommme useless beings in it
System.out.println(“What is the difference between learning from a manual and learning from a troll?_____”);
System.out.println(“They have to learn because trolls are unfortunately not hatched with the innate knowledge of how to operate grubtops.”);
System.out.println(“I am sorry I just do not understand how that qualifies of them as being idiots.”);
System.out.print(“Requiring to acquire knowledge that you did not possess prior does not qualify an idiot. If it did that would also make you an idiot. Which I guess is okay but I am under the impression that you do not believe yourself to be an idiot.”);
(￣(エ)￣) The sheer ammmount of idiots who buy grubtops just for the goddammmn heck of it is dummmbfounding
(￣(エ)￣) Why the hell would you invest mmmoney on sommmething you have no idea how to fucking use
(￣(エ)￣) Not commmplaining though at least I get to mmmake mmmoney off of these idiots by teaching themmm how to use a simmmple mmmachine.
System.out.println(“Although the possibility is not unchecked.”);
System.out.println(“I do not believe you hatched knowing how to use a grubtop.”);
System.out.println(“And you most likely bought one for the first time not knowing very well how to use it.”);
System.out.print(“I could be wrong though.”);
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Let’s play a game.
Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.
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>You can’t help but feel a little disappointed when he lets go, but him degrading you brings you right back up again.
mAm — yeah!! disgusting!! — mAm
==> You flick him in the forehead.
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I finally learned how to spell Aesculapian without having to look it up I’m so proud